It's the working to be 'really fast' bit.

I had actually never heard that song. I managed about 30 seconds. Sounds like Maroon 5 with Ricky Martin or something.

@avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus Interestingly, something like 10,000 people pick numbers 1 to 6 in the UK lottery each week. So if they do come up (which I agree, is just as likely as anything else), it's gonna be a shit shared jackpot.

But you can't piss with a hard on.

Agree. I'd be pushing for the above from Ukranian supermodels too.

I have trouble peeing in the sea.

I had a close call once. I never drink before flying as I always panic there will be a massive delay after we board and they won't let me get up to piss.

Just saw this. Your review is unfair. The ONLY thing worth keeping was Megan Fox. The only reason I watched it. Otherwise, a truly, truly dreadful film and a good review.

Saw this yesterday. Dumb fun. Some good action scenes. But also some major irritants. Clumsy exposition, some really bad cut out characters (even for this type of film where you expect them) and the most gormless performance by a leading actress ever.

Saw this yesterday. Dumb fun. Some good action scenes. But also some major irritants. Clumsy exposition, some really bad cut out characters (even for this type of film where you expect them) and the most gormless performance by a leading actress ever.

Ms Pike manages to look utterly gormless for 130 mins.

Ms Pike manages to look utterly gormless for 130 mins.

I will be really annoyed if the coroner considers this an open and shut case. I want him to investigate Klugman's apparent death of natural causes in his own time AGAINST the wishes of his police chief. Even after being warned off. 
It would be the only fitting tribute.

I will be really annoyed if the coroner considers this an open and shut case. I want him to investigate Klugman's apparent death of natural causes in his own time AGAINST the wishes of his police chief. Even after being warned off. 
It would be the only fitting tribute.

Your family need to man the fuck up.

Your family need to man the fuck up.

Oh, fair enough. I didn't realise that was a hidden theme. Cheers.

Oh, fair enough. I didn't realise that was a hidden theme. Cheers.

I don't get this bit:

I don't get this bit: