The "Chinaman glasses" struck me as more childish than anything else.  Didn't Michael Scott do that routine at the Dundees?

Hollywood's persecution of attractive young people must end!

Hollywood's persecution of attractive young people must end!

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH O'Neal's gonna need an ice pack for that one.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH O'Neal's gonna need an ice pack for that one.

*Sets up a cot for Flexanimous*

*Sets up a cot for Flexanimous*

I knew he was a no-good kid.

I knew he was a no-good kid.

PSYCHIATRIST PLAYED BY ANTHONY HOPKINS:  Why, it sounds like Little Man Tate has discovered J.D. Salinger!

PSYCHIATRIST PLAYED BY ANTHONY HOPKINS:  Why, it sounds like Little Man Tate has discovered J.D. Salinger!

A miracle is when a pelican tries to steal your cell phone at the beach, apparently.

A miracle is when a pelican tries to steal your cell phone at the beach, apparently.

Voltaire might have drawn the line at Juggalos.

Voltaire might have drawn the line at Juggalos.

RoboCop 2 is largely terrible but did have some of the best stop-motion ever.  Probably the last American big-budget movie to use it extensively.

RoboCop 2 is largely terrible but did have some of the best stop-motion ever.  Probably the last American big-budget movie to use it extensively.

SO NO ZOMBIES LOL

SO NO ZOMBIES LOL

48 Hours?  Great movie, all of the knock-offs (first two Lethal Weapon movies excepted) were shit.