The Master?  Bobby Fischer?

I think it's because on this site, pictures of attractive female = disturbing comment section mania.

O'Neal is a goddamn jewel.  That is all.

I agree that having Newt, Hicks, and Ripley be some sort of alien-fighting team would have been lame.  Still, killing them off in the first five minutes, without any dialogue - and then having Newt's corpse be cut open with a bone saw - was just plain mean, dammit.  (Although the autopsy scene was chilling, and an…

Thank God Frances Bean wrested control of her father's likeness before this madness started.

Are we being primed for Car 54, Where Are You? week?

"Are centuars real?"

But Aunt Viv wasn't his real mother.  His real mother would've probably smacked him outright.

The fact that it was Betty who said made it seem wrong.

GET ON YOUR FEET!

The Day of the Locust's ending….DAMN

Stop ganging up on me!

I would give more credit to Tarkin for that one.

Dammit Jerry!

And Henry Ford said, I just want a ride

Is that the actual dialogue?  Damn.  I am eager to see this (loved World's Greateste Dad and have Sleeping Dogs Lie queued up), but a lot of the dialogue I've heard quoted just sounds like "Bobcat Goldthwait on things that bother him."  His heart may be in the right place, but a little bit of distance wouldn't kill…

Nice try, Keith Phi - I mean, Shit McFuckenstein.

CU-DING

PLEASE SHIP ALL OF THE "LIKES" IN THE WORLD OVER HERE PLEASE

Terrific Elfman scores which don't have the "Tim Burton sound:"