I had the same reaction when I read that quote in another post; that's gotta be O'Neal's snarky rewording, thought I.  Then I scrolled up, and lo, it was in fact a legit quote.  The world really has gone poochie.

NO REHEARSING PLEASE

The terrorist has won.

Unfettered avarice by 5th Avenue!

Don't worry about it.

The Doom Generation must be in there.

When will everyone stoooppp ganging up on Denny?

That seems to be the, uh, long and the short of it.

"Those teenage girls were only playing ping pong with you ironically."  I love all "shut up Leonard" lines on principle.

Kind of sad that she's resorted to putting words in people's mouths to stir shit up.

It's kind of sad how bored she looks, doing something "edgy" and not really caring.

An arthouse goon.

"Ramon Raquello"=Bernard Herrmann

Couldn't have happened to a better target.

Edit: Disqus mishap

Did you just assimilate that post?

I am very grateful for the hints.  I was afraid there wouldn't be one for your second example, but you came through like I knew you would.  I get it now.

Are those song titles, or the verses to one song?

Don't forget "bitch" and "Army slut." 

Was he the 300-pound beatnik?  That was a startling sight.