No one comes out looking good here.

The liver can GROW BACK ON ITS OWN AFTER BEING CUT IN HALF.  It deserves the glory.

They suck, it's ok.

I think it's a great tune, but the lyrics are an incomprehensible bitch.  They should just do orchestral versions, like how they used to have on TV sign-offs (or at least Poltergeist TV sign-offs).

One day, I went to the United Nations building…TTTTHBPT

Buttocks is the Newman to Sims's Jerry (although Buttocks might see it differently).

I hope your courting techniques have improved some.

No that's the other vagina show.

It's great how Beth's casual "blacks and Jews" line makes Jerry complicit in geuine racism simply because of his seemingly innocuous dislike of dentists.  The was the whole pay-off for the "anti-dentite" joke.

Your appreciation for their "tough love" is based on meaningless nostalgia!

Just imagine if David Cross said it.  That would piss you off, wouldn't it?

This should be a weekly feature.

Ken, KENNNNN?  Where's Homorabia now?

AM.   I.   RITE?

…but this time, she's bringing the funny herself.

I already definitively settled this issue on the Judd Apatow/Jerry Lewis comment board:  Most female stand-ups are terrible, and so are most male stand-ups.  There are more "legendary" male stand-ups because it's been a boys club for so many years.

Didn't Phil make this argument in one episode?

“more personal” films described as “small in scope, esoteric in subject and screened mostly in art houses”

Fuckin' dog never liked me anyway!

I'm amazed it took this long.  Usually comes up a lot sooner in discussions about Fallon.