When someone brings up "the Illuminati," you can rest assured that a cogent, persuasive argument will follow.

Must have been a heavy bag.

For the reggae movie Rockers they subtitled the Rastafarian patois (while still keeping the language, like "I and I," etc).  Why didn't anyone think to do the same for Lock, Stock and other films like that?

I hope the Taps don't play too loud.

Check out my outfit of the day!

Men seem somewhat logy at the mall.

That's when you know you've "made it" as an AVC regular.

Scared the shit out of me when I was a wee one.  It was my introduction to the story.

"'friendship' with Newt Gingrich,"

Good catch.  And it was remade as No Way Out!  (I did not Wiki that).

Indeed.  Some of the greatest "Evil Hippie" portrayals ever on TV.

Some of them are hot though.

Cut him some slack, the turbulence was getting to him.

Stalin had an American Southern accent?

That stuff sounds cool though.  When I talk about going to movies alone people think I may as well drop puppies from the top of tall buildings.

Ladies and gentleman, THE MURDERER.

MIRREN

This joke is done to death but it still makes me guffaw like an idiot.

"in an early 90s where there wasn't much to turn to on TV."

The segment of "Comfortably Numb" from the movie suggests that the song is about the sense of anomie and isolation that comes with touring, but the song is so awesome that I'd hesitate to limit its meaning like that.