What are you talking about?  She's naked and covered with CHEERIOS at one point!  She doesn't play by your RULES, Mr. Square McMainstream.  Oh heavens, please pardon me for a moment, all of the irreverent excitement has left me with a chill on my liver.

Ugh, those sorts of people are the worst.

Does ANYONE like Wonderful Christmas Time?

Teegeeack is one of the greatest words ever.

But Jerry is ashamed of that fact, displaying some level of self-awareness.

George gets so wrapped up in trading passive-agressive barbs with Jerry that he almost leaves before doing what he's supposed to.  Such a great scene.

Is that supposed to be a set-up for a tasteless joke?

The real implosion will be when Hyden gives them a C minus.

I knew there was a reason George Costanza chose "Vandelay" as his go-to fake name.  Well met sir.

The video with him humping the floor and him and the other dude bouncing up and down is hilarious.

Imagine him saying all of Jackie's lines on the show, but in Klingon make-up and Starfleet uniform.

REMOVED TO AVOID BESMIRCHING MR. CLARKE'S NAME

….Please don't call it that.

Why does he throw away part of the slice without finishing it?  Sudden nausea?

(FARTS)

Even the infamous Ryan's Daughter is worth it for the amazing beach landing in the storm sequence.

Solarbabies had the same writer as The Wild Bunch.

Ugh, I loved that movie except for that scene.

What about the Star Wars game with the hologram monsters?  Think I saw the Rancor in there.

Holy shit, that is some fucking tool talk right there.  See the goddamn movie.