And I'm amazed that that one person was not a teenager.

Fast and Furious: George Costanza's Child

I refuse to let anyone tell me that Fast 5 was not good fun. Completely over the top, ridiculous fun. Ludacris, even.

I wonder if he knew this was coming, and meant a "leave of presence" more literally than we thought? RIP Roger

But what of Star Wars: Ewok Genocide??

Hans Brix?? I hate Hans Brix!!

Is it your assertion that the one-armed man was a rank amateur?

No, no, no…K-19: The Widowmaker

I think we can all get behind that.

Hans shot up first!

Remember that movie where he didn't kill his wife? And then that other one where he tries to? Mr. Ford, please make your actual views on wife-killing clear to the American public. Thank you.

CARLTON WAS SHORT ZOMG

He just wants his timeslot back.

They should tell Horatio Sanz they'll hire him back if he regains 100
pounds. Then they won't hire him back anyway, and they'll use his stunned
reaction as the opening scene of an SNL skit, and it will be the only
skit ever that Sanz did not laugh in.

I just watched the episode of French Prince where Leno sues Will Smith for $10 million because a tabloid photoshops Will's photo to make it look like he's dumping oil in a drain outside. What kind of an asshole would sue the individual photographer in such a case?? Get bent, Leno, your comeuppance is nigh.

You're thinking of Stephen Snell. Murphy Brown knows people, and she had a very good feeling about him.

He even played hockey on Up All Night, based on that one episode I watched before they replaced the entire cast with the kids from Slumdog Millionaire or whatever.

No, that's that Funke guy everyone's talking about.

Like the guy who went through a divorce last year and is on Up All Night won't take Michael Bay's money?? COME ON.

He'll probably be the idea man… I think he proved that with Fuck Mountain.