And then probably someone on Oxycontin crashing an ATV into one.

Well, The Real World began in 1992, so we're going back a ways.

Yes yes, me too. I was being facetious. The Grind…by God, now there was a show.

Retarded Idiot Penishead??? That is incredibly insensitive.

Heroin and fatal ATV accidents… what is MTV coming to? I remember when the network only played Daria and My So Called Life episodes.

The good news is that we haven't found any traces of semen yet.

He must be paht dahkie! Rob Gronkowski would tear him apaht!

Does anyone know when any good bank robberies are going down? I'm looking to get back in the game.

Silkk the Shocker's involvement would make it much more difficult to determine who would be at fault, that much is certain.

Dennis Miller is also just that kind of person.

Are we talking traditional spanakopita here, or an actual pie crust filled with spinach?

Well, in her case, yes.

I was hoping she was clad in a Tyvek safety suit and white baklava. It would be as delicious as it is safe.

It's a rap song about Daenerys Targaryen. And it's awesome. Now I am the one who feels he has taken said crazy pills, as I do not understand your gripe.

Let us not forget about the epic showdown between Hussein and Charlie Sheen.

Mmmm…sacrilicious…

I can see it now. Drake fires a Beretta at Amanda Bynes' vagina… Tony Parker cluelesly walks by, only to contract eye herpes as the remnants of Bynes' labia fly into his face. In the background, Chris Brown strikes a cocktail waitress in an entirely unrelated innocent, but is unjustly lumped in Parker's lawsuit…

As long as Black Hitler makes a cameo as well. And also, Ben Affleck could play a bunch of roles a la Eddie Murphy, including blackface Crispus Attucks.

The Town Part 2: The Westside Development

Ben Affleck Fascinates The Anglicans
or (more poignantly)
Ben Affleck Facefucks The Academy