Why would anyone want to do that with Mitt?

Look, in the 1950s, you could drive around in a black van with no windows and people wouldn't think you were going to rape them. Now, they're going to think that.

Look, in the 1950s, you could drive around in a black van with no windows and people wouldn't think you were going to rape them. Now, they're going to think that.

As a further token of his goodwill, Timberlake said he will not even participate in this year's annual New Orleans Hobo Hunt (which more often than not, are broken up by JCVD anyway).

As a further token of his goodwill, Timberlake said he will not even participate in this year's annual New Orleans Hobo Hunt (which more often than not, are broken up by JCVD anyway).

I was trying to think of what it might actually read, beyond just "SEMEN…" then new Jimmy came into the frame and I braced myself for fantasy incest instead.

I was trying to think of what it might actually read, beyond just "SEMEN…" then new Jimmy came into the frame and I braced myself for fantasy incest instead.

Scott Baio is coming back to spew hateful diatribe against lesbians and the Obama administration, obviously.

Scott Baio is coming back to spew hateful diatribe against lesbians and the Obama administration, obviously.

If only it was something more along the lines of, "When did you complete those court-mandated alcohol awareness sessions and get off of probation, Mommy?" or  "There's a lot more room back here ever since you ran over Bobby."

If only it was something more along the lines of, "When did you complete those court-mandated alcohol awareness sessions and get off of probation, Mommy?" or  "There's a lot more room back here ever since you ran over Bobby."

After that, half of the movie is just Billy walking directly to places.

After that, half of the movie is just Billy walking directly to places.

The Legend of Curly's Gold?

The Legend of Curly's Gold?

Cartman?

Cartman?

Sorry, I get t's and c's confused sometimes.

Sorry, I get t's and c's confused sometimes.

No, no…he knew that as long as he pulled out, he couldn't catch AIDS.