No, no…he knew that as long as he pulled out, he couldn't catch AIDS.

In your frenzy over the f-word, you missed the part where he tells his aristocrats joke.

In your frenzy over the f-word, you missed the part where he tells his aristocrats joke.

Damn you.

Damn you.

Why won't you suck my cock, Jenny? I may not be a smart man, but I do know what fellacio is.

Why won't you suck my cock, Jenny? I may not be a smart man, but I do know what fellacio is.

Sure, this is in the news now, but you never know what could happen. I mean, what if Tom Hanks dies?

Sure, this is in the news now, but you never know what could happen. I mean, what if Tom Hanks dies?

I was extremely distracted on account of the narrator doing such a poor job.

I was extremely distracted on account of the narrator doing such a poor job.

Only Lady Gaga has demonstrated the ability to convey the pathos that will be required for Zoolander 2.

Only Lady Gaga has demonstrated the ability to convey the pathos that will be required for Zoolander 2.

Zoodeparter

Zoodeparter

Don't you know that raw meat dresses make me all farty and bloated?!?

Don't you know that raw meat dresses make me all farty and bloated?!?

Hey now, maybe Lady Gaga will open to rave reviews, just like Madonna in Evita. Of course, Gaga hasn't ever seen Evita, and also she doesn't even know who Madonna is.

Hey now, maybe Lady Gaga will open to rave reviews, just like Madonna in Evita. Of course, Gaga hasn't ever seen Evita, and also she doesn't even know who Madonna is.

The name is a misnomer…it's actually a peninsula.