i'M perfectly okay with MS. GADOT's time in the IDF, actUALLY…

Okay…

You lied, SAM. That's not cool.

Wait…what about me now?

nO, That would be me

no just a poser,

WHO dARES doWNVote ME???

[pees to mark territory]

wait, so up IS NOT down in your universe?

nah, I'm just doing it because everybody else is up-voting, and I'm not like everyone else. I'm an original. I'm a fuCKing RebEL!!!!

mmwahahahahahahahaha

hello there, sir, how are you in this fine evening

so…is anyone interested in reading my latest thoughts on screaming monkeys???

you're weiRDIng me out, bro

who the hELL said i WAS a screaming monkey?!?!?!?!

if screaming monkeys do tell lies, then why hasn't there been any historical evidence of this, huh Mr. Scientist?

nah, that's just my cousin

Other people on my Enemies List:
-Richard Nixon
-Roger Ebert
-Moammar Gaddafi
-Peter Falk
-Tupac Shakur
-Tamera, a lady at the grocery store who would not accept my expired coupons.

What, Me mad about you not re-capping my comment? Why would you possibly think THIS?

I agree, man. I have been trying to lead discussions here for months, and have always gotten flagged, just because they consider me "spam," and that my repetition of phrases are "annoying" and "really creepy." I mean, what kind of bullshit is that?