Sounds like you're hosed. You're in a relationship that doesn't include something you consider essential, and she's unwilling to make any compromise or concession. Either one of you shifts, or it's done.

Well, so long as it's cool with "shithead".

Dy-no-mite!

But it'll be funny again later, right?

I've always liked her; not sure why. Probably because she's pretty.

I'm going to be so sad when people stop posting these.

Like MUD, she likes disabled guys but for fun she does things explicitly denied to the disabled. This woman sounds insane, and probably dangerous.

This is probably Psych 101, but what I got was "I don't like gay people who are too gay, because that would force me to deal with some lingering denial issues, so I'm gonna blame everything on my mom." D needs to keep his gay ass away for his own sake.

Beef Finger really deserves his own series or, lacking that, a gritty remake.

Logan's Run was cool until the story required plot, so they had to throw in the ridiculous freezer robot and Peter Ustinov.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus  I considered the possibility that drive-ins still existed in 2013, but dismissed it for being ridiculous.

Oh, he is not.

Even stranger that they were able to bring a car into the theater.

Master of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones 
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones 
Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank 
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank

Why wouldn't they? Actual work sucks - make-believe and speculation and what-the-fuckery is entertaining and cool.

Had the same with Sin City, near the beginning, when Willis, rather than try to kill the bad guy who will obviously get away, shoots him in the nuts just because that's how terrible scripts work, and the theater erupted with hoots and hollering and I felt like I was in the crowd of some shitty movie where the nameless…

Cuba has only 8 guys in it, plus Patty Hearst.

Bryan Adams.

Well, not once the Nazis objected. For all we know, it was wall-to-wall hilarious raping until those prudes came in and said "Nein!".