That's because it's acceptable to see white guys getting brutally punched in the face when they get their comeuppance. With chicks, people get all upset.

The "3D upcharge" idea is the best thing that's happened to Dan's basement revenues in years.

I think the "just don't look" concept got riddled with buckshot around the time suburbanites switched from dial-up to broadband.

Maybe just punctuation failure:

You need to learn to type with just your left hand.

Chris Brown seems to have gotten in on the comic book fad and decided to become a cartoonish supervillian. Which, while terrible, is kinda cool.

I could have sworn I parked my Camry in the D lot.

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I loved how in Transformers they decided at the end to go into a city so that presumably the collateral deaths would go up. But those people were probably all on welfare or something, so it was cool.

Eh, for Joe moviegoer, Superman is one part George Reeves, one part Christopher Reeve, a little Steve Reeves for no real reason, Superfriends, one part the cover to that famous issue of Action Comics and out-of-context glimpses. Actual comics are besides the point.

Or a scene that lasts more than three minutes without Action! Or (non-explicit) Sex! Or Drama! Or anything that's loud, aggressive, and In! Your! Face!

My limited experience is that the signal-to-noise ratio of extremist areas isn't much better than anywhere else in the internet, which is to say, really low. Once you discount the "hehe, we're naughty", people just looking for no good reason to be angry, and tribal me-too-ism, it's a few deranged hardcases surrounded…

This season's Lizard collection. Because nothing impresses women and/or potential employers like looking sorta scaly.

No, it's Jim Walker. The song is pretty clear on that.

Yeah. He seemed to be saying that in proper context, anything should be on the table, but in the very end it got really muddled.

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death
One last caress

Well some guy. I think I've been calling him Adams for weeks, though, now that I think about it. Too much work to change - JJ Adams is a Bay-level hack!

Tom Wopat: he keeps the peace.

The heckler types I've known are just the sort that get freaked out when someone else is the center of attention. To sit in a crowd while someone else commands attention, gets laughs and approval, gets things - they just can't deal with it. So they act out, try to show how much better they are because they hold the…

If it'll keep the little bastards entertained for a few fucking minutes, secondary serial-rapist connotations are just a thing you roll with.