Every man has his price. I'm pretty sure I couldn't afford yours for Oogieloves, but there's a number out there somewhere.

They could have a summer job as assistant plumbers, and since they're new, they get all the clogged toilet jobs.

If you can't be
With the one you love
Honey
Love the man in Reykjavik

That makes it soft-core, right?

I know people that work there. Self-awareness isn't an issue.

All of human history and endeavor has been in the pursuit of creating Skynet, which will then bless the universe with award-winning single camera sitcoms. All hail Skynet!

There's an upstate NJ?

Yeah, that was awesome.

There was a time when I was just out of college when we couldn't get through a single D&D game without someone quoting at least once:

Oh, don't act so surprised. What did you think all that mustache wax was for?

"You can see your career in this magic box. Pretty cool, eh Vince?"
"I'm… I'm… an asshole?"

Person Man?

Jethro Bodine?

Gimme a racy cover with some hot Chinese spy hookers and maybe some gin and pistol smoke, and I could totally see buying that.

You like anything called jailbait.

As a show of solidarity with their departed brethren, Jackie should start gambling down at the racetrack, win a bunch of money and then buy a castle in Europe.

Nah; he's never made me laugh. I can see how he could be funny, or how people I know with different humor sensibilities might find him funny. But in the few things I've seen him in, he's just kind of there, doing a thing, and uninteresting to me.

It should be FXY. Not only is that like "Foxy", but XX implies girl chromosomes, and this network is gonna be all about the bros, bros! or maybe even FXYY, because people who don't understand genetic (hey bros!) will think that's even more manly!

"No Quarter, Horse"

"I'm here to get laid!"
"What?"