I'd watch that. Well, once anyway.

That's not really what they're about, dude. They're young! They're sexy! They're hip! Actual music is for like old people and shit.

It's like those stories you hear about how the hurricanes in the Florida Keys keep destroying the decaying, poor parts of town, and when they rebuild with new, attractive condos, the poorer locals can't afford to live thre anymore. And since paying the hired help needed for tourism enough to live on isn't part of…

He should call his band Scientifically Treated Petroleum. Maybe he could even get some free hats! Or maybe they should; is there really a huge market for Stone Temple Pilots without the singer-guy? I mean, if you met a girl who was all raring to go see the faux-STP play, wouldn't you be reconsidering having anything…

I dunno. A couple more Democratic presidents, and with the angry old white people demographic slowly dying off, we could eventually see a ban on aggressively idiotic foods. Sure, none of us wants to live in an America where we don't have the right to enthusiastically kill ourselves with sparkly-marketed fat, salt and…

I was saying frittaco!

if they shut down the line, it'll cost $500 billion just to restart it! Granted, we've got zero data to prove or even suggest this, and it really isn't meaningfully different from any other vehicle line which costs very little to restart, but damn it, my district needs those contribu… jobs! Yeah, jobs!

I dunno. I can see how it would be hard to sustain a movie just by setting alone. I know a tack-on plot usually seems terrible, but have there been a lot of movies with no plot-moving conflict that have succeeded? Or any? Even lazy stoner comedies have some kind of narrative push, whether or not they bother to really…

They're like other tanks, but weigh twice as much and move real slow. You might assume all the extra weight was armor or crew safety feature or even more ammo, but you're wrong. They're actually kind of easy to destroy. The Steven Seagal tank; a bloated weapon for your bloated defense budget!

Well, no one should be jacking it at the the grocery store, so yes, it would kinda weird to just be watching pornography passively in public. But if you can do it without forcing people around you to watch or listen, eh, I'm cool with that. I assume half the people in line are thinking terrible thoughts anyway, so if…

I think that's illegal in my state…. now.

Swamp Moms; it's not set in wetlands, but in generic suburbia. They just smell real bad.

I like Jaime because he pauses to reflect on how things actually are and tries to assess what his place is and then act. Cersei is incapable of honest reflection, and keeps trying to return to a plan that has never had a chance to succeed. It's like she has this vision in her head of what success is, and will never,…

I have to do my own laundry now?

This is why you need to Brazilify those rascally butthairs!

Between this and Apple's no-nekkid app policy, I thought the moral prudes had been vanquished to non-urban parts of red states by now. What happened? No harm, no foul should be the rule, not "eww… that makes me feel weird inside…".

I dunno. Sometimes Martin really likes little details. Plus, even if Frey hadn't lowered the boom, there was clearly a huge storm of hostility there; something was going to go down, even if were just maneuvers for a later blow. But when the wolf started freaking out, no, Robb was walking into his execution. In a way…

So he's still making money, but just can't stand being surrounded by yuppies anymore so fuck it, he's outta here? That's actually pretty cool.

When I read it in the book, it was sort of tipped off that doom was on the way when Robb's wolf started freaking out immediately; I expected the worst and got it. But at the same time, it was when Cat and Rob seemed to follow in dad's footsteps; the noble leader who can't (or won't) see the forest for the trees, and…

Nah. Humor, even well-made humor is never going to be universal. There's stuff (like certain shows this board is in love with) that I find tedious and awful, and then will laugh at shit that really doesn't stand up to any scrutiny. So long as you're not using it as a weapon, laugh or don't laugh however you want and…