If there's a better idea worth quitting your day job over, I've never heard it!

It wraps its tail around your brain and makes you think the bad, the dirty, the unclean thoughts. And you try not to listen, but… you just can't. Space raccoon needs… it needs. And when it needs, you need. Only blood will stop the hunger, blood and… the other juices. You know what you need to do.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn I'm in this, despite not being an actor or famous or skilled or being known to anyone in Hollywood. I just have a hunch.

So, sounds like the people who were going to get what they want get screwed again!

I never got from the review what that meant. I mean, her last name can't be "Ha", can it? What kind of name (that Gerwig could conceivably pass herself off as, anyway) is that?

We were never given middle names. So my initials are HV - I used to claim my middle name was Ichabod, but in order to get with the times, maybe it's time to change that to Portnoy.

It's not often that several seconds of a movie trailer can be the basis of a career, but damn, she nailed it. Too bad about her being carcinogenic though.

I have no idea what the movie is about, beyond dad and kid stuck on future Earth and… presumably something happens. Are there robots? Morlocks? It's all a VR sim because his wife died eating expired tuna and he never got over it (she'd asked him to buy new tuna a dozen times)?

"Shirtless Man Does Stuff" - the new NBC show (drama, comedy, something - no one cares) that saves the network, starring the only one that can, Matthew McConaughey. We can dream, anyway.

When this show was on, I was too young to get any of it; the lack of slapsticky wackiness meant the humor came from people i simply didn't understand. I do wonder how it would hold up, 40 years later, coming into it essentially fresh (there's probably an obvious way to find out)?

No!!! I'm still stuck at work! Stupid PDT.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus Eh, the part about the replicant police station (I'm assuming you mean DADOES, and not a novelization of the film) was pretty terrible, and it kind of loses a lot of steam near the end. But still worth reading.

I'm not that upset about "ruining my childhood", but whomever decided that that wasn't the alien's head but just a helmet needs to get stomped by a hippo.

Or the little doll people that Sebastian apparently made himself. Are they self-aware, or just robots?

Nat's not a girl.

That top image is fascinating. There's just so much wrong with it; I can't stop staring.

I'd assume anyone in Oklahoma has a few back-up dogs, 'cause when the 'nado comes, well, 'lil Sparky can only run so fast.

I think about Greedo's sex life pretty much all the time.

Because they couldn't think of a good one? That seems pretty lame.

It's like when a CEO craters a billion-dollar company through hysterical incompetence, and three months later he's a senior EVP of another one, still on the promotion track and soon to be in charge again. Sure, you wrote a terrible, terrible movie big-budget movie, but the thing is, you wrote a big-budget movie! Too…