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She was also one of the bright people who tweeted an unoriginal joke about the Polanski case. If you're going to be a jerk, at least have the decency to be funny about it.

More importantly, what are the new Samosas?

I am a Mexican Wave Feminist.
After that stupid joke I give you something useful — Katha Pollitt. 
http://tinyurl.com/c8ruhld

At this time and after so many drinks even I'm not Fast Zombie. I don't have any nominations, but someone who hasn't spent most of his career playing a diffident twat would be a good start.

Cee Lo is a good exception. I wish he'd rap more.

WALL-E is my least favorite Pixar film, that or Cars 2. And now I'll take an acid shower for agreeing with a registered pedophile on a post about Armond White.

It's not legally mandated that college kids have to be heartless douchenozzles, you know. A lot of them are nice to younger siblings, neighborhood kids etc.

I don't hate Cera, but he was the worst choice to play Scott. Pilgrim not Tobias.

Well then, let me tell you about Lemmy and his son.
Interviewer: "What do you love the most in this room?" The room is full of Lemmy's war memorablia.
Lemmy: My son, he's right here.
After that shockingly touching moment he tells the interviewer how the kid's mom's claim to fame was hitting it with Lennon.
And then he

My sincere hope for this is to be the new Black Ice. 2.5 good new songs people.

I'm counting minutes before he hooks up with Dale Peck and their lovechild runs through Manhattan like a Godzilla.

What makes music boring?

This is fucking idiotic, even for you.
"And since when lyrical skills had to do with killin a cat?
What type of chitlins is that?"

I like them as much as I like Ghostbusters, which is to say I enjoyed them mildly and wish Koski would create a fresh outlet for several more butthurt fans.

Same here, not gonna lie, math be hard.

Shouldn't Lost be Exhibit A in this case study?

Eschaton - I have to shamefully admit that The Decemberists video cleared up some questions I had about the game. Also this comment is probably the second-most AV Clubby comment after anything Kat Dennings-related.

Shite!

Typical internet hyperbole on my part. I find the prose mind-numbingly tedious and comes in the way of some still-revolutionary ideas, is what I was geting at.
EDIT: Referring to the whole book, just to be clear.
EDIT 2: Rand's prose is awful and her ideas are idiotic. The Manifesto, despite my problems with the

Nah, you sound as a man should in the presence of a goddess. But now that I know your name I will keep on giving you shit for it. Just my way of saying thanks for that cool piece of information.