that is both funny and on topic, but i fear you still would have lost. sincerely though, you draw real good.

classy
i can only hope that someday i'll find a woman with the compassion and heart to give me a handie in a room full of convicted felons.

two thumbs up for that comment JVS.

necessary:

is this shtick? seriously, how can you care so much about this particular issue? sometimes, when i need perspective, i think about babies with AIDS. give it a shot, i think it'll help with this review crisis ya got there.

This
was a triumph.

i haven't read anything that stilted since the da vinci code. yeah i read the da vinci code, don't try to pretend you didn't.

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my daughter may be a shoe obsessed whore, but i'll be damned if if i'll allow her to grow up to be horse-faced! this show [and perhaps the old woman in the shoe] must be stopped!

gruesome

that is pretty awesome. i suppose she could just go by her first initial.

i know i'm way late but this is too much fun to pass up. i also used to play this game using your middle name rather than your pet's. so that would be Benjamin Pond. not bad, not great. however i believe i will insist on the pet's name variation fro now on. why? my first pet was a white bunny named Salty.

minority report was good?

i heard that sadistic [yet sexually attractive] female guards at the prison made her do the crab-walk to and from the shower.

@ pinkie:

@ Artist

it turns out that the undead were the only ones really living.

ya know what's great about the three-breasted martian whore? [besides everything] she led my young teen self to heights of masturbatory glee wherein i both asphyxiated and passed out, losing all memories of the incident. so not only a great character role, but also a microcosm of the movie's plot.

don't forget the tacked-on sappy ending. you can laugh as much as you want at the socially awkward as long as there's a hug at the end.

Ha-ha! Cookies on dowels.