don't worry, it'll be great. it's in 3-D after all.

i prefer scathing irony that barely hides copious amounts of self-loathing.

i'm looking forward to some truly world class eye bulging in this one.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

wait a min… the south lost?

those are some take ol' fitties.

the elderly already have wheel of fortune, the evening news, ncis, and soap operas. i'm sick of their demo being over-served. i demand more programming for the extremely tall!

butch lesbians to the infield, lipstick lesbians to the outfield: a recipe for success.