Oh I'm gonna jam him up. I will jam him up til next week! I will jam and jam and jam until there is nothing left of him to jam!

I was actually thinking about it. This place is there through August so maybe it will be less hectic in a couple weeks.

I wanted to go to this, but now that it's a Good Job Internet, it's ruined.

…how?

yes, there are: Joshua Alston, Dennis Perkins, Zack Handlen, Emily L Stephens, Kate Kulzick, Alasdair Wilkins, LaToya Fergeson

does it seem odd to anyone else that a lot of the TV Club critics didn't take part in this list?

no u

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY, SNUBBED AGAIN. YOU FUCKIN JABRONIS

No, his name is A A Dowd

Crime-musical?

yissssssssss

Or you could just play them all right now on any number of emulators, since, you know, Nintendo is a company full of idiots and will only ship like 10 units to all of North America and you wont be able to buy one anyway.

my jaw almost dropped when I realized Mike had finally been fired

Yeah that's the sense I got from it too. My problem with that is it hews too closely to traditional hokey Judeo-Christian allegory. Quite frankly, I was hoping Lynch was above something that simplistic.

YEAHHHH BINKS THAT SHIT UP SON

Effusive praise without any real exploration of why it deserves that praise, I'd say.

Biggest shock for me was Selina shedding tears because of having to dump Jaffar. I guess she really did like the guy.

I just realized that Jonah is basically a lanky version of Cartman, although less hateful.

Ehh… I kind of put a-bomb horror in to its own category. I don't necessarily see it as the same kind of technophobia that you're talking about, although there is certainly overlap.

it was too fat he woulda got stuck halfway through and oh man that would've been embarassing