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I love Jimbo and Ned unabashedly. Jimbo reading The Outsiders to Ned in the hospital is fucking gold.

It sucks that the first season of this show was genuinely amusing and fun. This season is a black hole of egomania and despair. And an unnecessary surgery scene.

It sucks that the first season of this show was genuinely amusing and fun. This season is a black hole of egomania and despair. And an unnecessary surgery scene.

That's Pearl Jam, you jerk!

That's Pearl Jam, you jerk!

I still find it hysterical that you can say almost anything on both South Park and The Daily Show… except for the "hole" in "asshole". I'll never understand it.

I still find it hysterical that you can say almost anything on both South Park and The Daily Show… except for the "hole" in "asshole". I'll never understand it.

MAKE ME A BICYCLE!

MAKE ME A BICYCLE!

Seriously. That's like mixing up Gorillaz and Miley Cyrus. There's absolutely no line of comparison to draw there.

Seems to me they REALLY lost the plot!

Seems to me they REALLY lost the plot!

I can't remember who walked in to it, but Adele's Rolling in the Deep has possibly THE WORST lyrics for a Parade of Nations ever. "We could've had it all"? "You had my heart and soul, but you played it to the beat"? Shit, are you TRYING to make these guys lose, IOC?

I can't remember who walked in to it, but Adele's Rolling in the Deep has possibly THE WORST lyrics for a Parade of Nations ever. "We could've had it all"? "You had my heart and soul, but you played it to the beat"? Shit, are you TRYING to make these guys lose, IOC?

That one made a lot of sense because a whole generation of people heard Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time WATCHING Wayne's World. Shrek made no fucking sense at all.

That one made a lot of sense because a whole generation of people heard Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time WATCHING Wayne's World. Shrek made no fucking sense at all.

Can we both agree, at least, that punk rock tried to kill the metal, but the metal was too strong?

Can we both agree, at least, that punk rock tried to kill the metal, but the metal was too strong?

My sister might be onto something with her irrational hatred of Florence + The Machine, then?!

My sister might be onto something with her irrational hatred of Florence + The Machine, then?!