Over 100 comments and not a single "Taylor Swift is actually a guilty pleasure of mine, and this album feeds my desire for more country-poppy songs about boys"?

My theory: This is actually an adaptation of the musical, but they're hiding it until the last possible second.

My theory: This is actually an adaptation of the musical, but they're hiding it until the last possible second.

Ooh, don't forget United States of Tara! Also very good. So many people seem to hate Diablo Cody because of Juno (and maybe Jennifer's Body), but the last few things she's put out have been fantastic. Young Adult was my favorite movie of last year.

Ooh, don't forget United States of Tara! Also very good. So many people seem to hate Diablo Cody because of Juno (and maybe Jennifer's Body), but the last few things she's put out have been fantastic. Young Adult was my favorite movie of last year.

This leads me to the one major complaint I do have about this season, which is all of the awkward racial stereotyping and impersonations. I mean, we've had a few really bad Mexican stereotypes being played by white people, and then the awful iPhone 5 sketch from last week. It's pushing it when you have Fred "Human…

This leads me to the one major complaint I do have about this season, which is all of the awkward racial stereotyping and impersonations. I mean, we've had a few really bad Mexican stereotypes being played by white people, and then the awful iPhone 5 sketch from last week. It's pushing it when you have Fred "Human…

Man, I generally think in line with the AV Club reviews, but this is way underselling Mr. Mars. He was actually awesome.

Man, I generally think in line with the AV Club reviews, but this is way underselling Mr. Mars. He was actually awesome.

I'll stand up for Cruise in this one, as I thought his performance was the only really redeemable part of the movie. Dude fucking killed it, and how can you not say he wasn't sex personified? He literally sings I Wanna Know What Love Is into Malin Akerman's vagina (high point of the movie, BTW).

I'll stand up for Cruise in this one, as I thought his performance was the only really redeemable part of the movie. Dude fucking killed it, and how can you not say he wasn't sex personified? He literally sings I Wanna Know What Love Is into Malin Akerman's vagina (high point of the movie, BTW).

You know what? This show is so fucking goofy that it works. I wish they'd stop trying to wrench in the emotional moments, because the show is at it's best when it's goofy. That questioning at the beginning was hilarious, the Michael Bay shot at the end capped it perfectly.

You know what? This show is so fucking goofy that it works. I wish they'd stop trying to wrench in the emotional moments, because the show is at it's best when it's goofy. That questioning at the beginning was hilarious, the Michael Bay shot at the end capped it perfectly.

Nah. I don't like it because it's bad, I like it because it's good, fun, and enjoyable.

Nah. I don't like it because it's bad, I like it because it's good, fun, and enjoyable.

I feel so sorry for the people who don't enjoy Ke$ha. How does it feel to hate fun?

I feel so sorry for the people who don't enjoy Ke$ha. How does it feel to hate fun?

One of my five favorite movies falls into this category. No interest in sex (except for a seduction attempt played for laughs), or violence (revenge is a motivator, but not in an out for blood way, but in an out for embarrassment way), just good old fashioned heist-y fun.

One of my five favorite movies falls into this category. No interest in sex (except for a seduction attempt played for laughs), or violence (revenge is a motivator, but not in an out for blood way, but in an out for embarrassment way), just good old fashioned heist-y fun.

Haha, I do this kind of thing so often that I forget that for other people, it's a once in a while thing. The "joys" of being unemployed, I guess.