Things are all balled up at the head office.

Things are all balled up at the head office.

*Dons homemade Narrator Returns costume, gets in line three days before third comment, lacks girlfriend*

*Dons homemade Narrator Returns costume, gets in line three days before third comment, lacks girlfriend*

Looks like a respectable try, worth seeing anyway.  Only thing that really hit a wrong note for me was the emphasis on the reincarnation bit; in the book it was subtle, but here it looks like it's going to be the main focus (it was of the trailer, anyway).  But I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to take a novel…

Looks like a respectable try, worth seeing anyway.  Only thing that really hit a wrong note for me was the emphasis on the reincarnation bit; in the book it was subtle, but here it looks like it's going to be the main focus (it was of the trailer, anyway).  But I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to take a novel…

Wiley?  Is that you?  I'd wondered where you'd gone…

Wiley?  Is that you?  I'd wondered where you'd gone…

Me too.  I don't even need pictures or shiny things, but some kind of plot and perhaps characters with names that are possible to pronounce or remember would help.

Wait, why is she looking for the book, and crestfallen when you don't have it, if she's already read it (and her husband is happy that she did)?  There goes my willing suspension of disbelief…

Wait, why is she looking for the book, and crestfallen when you don't have it, if she's already read it (and her husband is happy that she did)?  There goes my willing suspension of disbelief…

Be careful when you take a peek, that beaver is fast and he'll grab you by the kiwis!

Be careful when you take a peek, that beaver is fast and he'll grab you by the kiwis!

Totally.  The weird thing is that Ralph is supposed to be this blues prodigy, and then when his turn comes he… plays a bunch of neo-classical wankery straight out of the Yngwie Malmsteen book?  Say what you will about Steve's showboating, but he's clearly improvising much of it and playing with some swagger - Ralph's…

Totally.  The weird thing is that Ralph is supposed to be this blues prodigy, and then when his turn comes he… plays a bunch of neo-classical wankery straight out of the Yngwie Malmsteen book?  Say what you will about Steve's showboating, but he's clearly improvising much of it and playing with some swagger - Ralph's…

But you do not know the way!

Maybe the kid from Moonrise Kingdom is available?

Maybe the kid from Moonrise Kingdom is available?

tl;dr.  Can you summarize?

tl;dr.  Can you summarize?