Quiet, you.

Quiet, you.

Someone took an intro to music theory class in college…

Someone took an intro to music theory class in college…

It's actually a typo.  Her new music will be primarily exploring the Locrian mode.

It's actually a typo.  Her new music will be primarily exploring the Locrian mode.

I heard it's a Merzbow cover album.

I heard it's a Merzbow cover album.

Had assumed this book was about cannibalism at a nudist resort.  Sorely disappointed.

Had assumed this book was about cannibalism at a nudist resort.  Sorely disappointed.

I think the phrase is "rubbed one out."  If you rubbed one off, you're probably doing it wrong.

I'm going to start ending all my sentences with "
fi uoy wonk tahw I naem".  It works even better backwards.

I'm going to start ending all my sentences with "
fi uoy wonk tahw I naem".  It works even better backwards.

New Hampshire used to be part of Massachusetts (as did Maine).  The rest of us still assume that to be the case.

New Hampshire used to be part of Massachusetts (as did Maine).  The rest of us still assume that to be the case.

You're clearly not a fan of cheap champagne, then.

You're clearly not a fan of cheap champagne, then.

"sick tats" is Frank Sinatra?

"sick tats" is Frank Sinatra?

This comment sums up the distinction between Wes Anderson fans and detractors.  It's meant as an insult, but it could just as easily be the advertising line.