Not to be pedantic, but… let me be pedantic.  Neil filed for registration of trademarks, not patents.  These don't protect "ideas" - just brand names.  So all he's doing is claiming rights to the names he plans to use on products in the future.  It's about a ten-minute process to file a trademark application, and…

Maybe it's a tumor.

As long as Chevy leaves to focus on his role as the lead in a Hot Tub Time Machine spin-off series, I'm good.

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Perhaps some kind of a chapeau shop?  "What size do you wear?  Do you wear black?"

More like a stain.

Plus they've got Rudy Sarzo on bass now.  Rudy Fuckin' Sarzo!!!

But how will we distinguish it from water hockey and/or steam hockey?

Goon squad.

Totally unrealistic.  I've been trying that "we're the same temperature" line in bars for years, and it never works.

Rush?  Is that you?

"These people" meaning… what?  Mommies?  Middle-aged Twilight fans?

This book treats objects like women.

The Oatmeal has an entertaining explanation of precisely this theory (with funny pictures, even!): 
http://theoatmeal.com/story…

Don't blame me… I voted for Gale!

That's some fine reasoning there, because commercials for movies are always made by the same people that made the movie, with the same budget, artistic ambitions and commercial expectations.

They don't understand about a life like Frank's.

Just to provide another perspective… I recently saw Trey (lead guitar/singer/songwriter for Phish) perform two sets of Phish songs with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra.  The music was OK, but what was really cool was the crowd - it was all Phishheads but they were totally respectful and quiet during the songs, then…

No, you should not read this; what you read may shock and disturb you.  Stay within the safe confines of your "Men's Health" and "Maxim" magazines.

If the mods wanted to just remove these non-stealth firstie attempts, and perhaps ban the perpetrators, I for one would have no objection.  Just sayin'.