If Chris is reading this: ping-pong, dude.  Go with ping-pong.  Let's be honest - the whole mandolin thing isn't really working out.

That is indeed nerdgasm material.  Did she take a trumpet solo?

You take that back!  (The bit about lesbians.)

Oh, credit to dementia!

Are they touring with Wyld Stallions?

He's that cat burglar that's been stalking Springfield!

Wow, they couldn't even get enough extras to make the club look full in the video.  And those that are there seem a bit "meh" about the whole thing.  Good to see that, even in his heyday, Vanilla Ice was still a joke.

And sexist!  Where are the Punch Sisters?  Though that might encourage gender-related violence… hmm, is "Basket of Puppies" still available, or is Anthrax still using it?

Loved the songs and performances on The Mountain, but that has to be the worst-sounding recording of any major release in the last decade or so.  Her voice distorts all over the place (ugly, oops-we-set-the-mic-pre-too-high clipping, not nice warm fuzziness), which kinda ruins it for me.  Hope they actually hired a…

Perhaps you should start with the Nerf mandolin and work your way up.

If the Avett Brothers are punk, these guys are metal.

No, no, not at all.  Chris is "that kid from Nickel Creek."  No one pays any attention to the other two.

Hosea's food is delicious.  Sorry.

Weird.  The Whole Foods where I live always has great pork butt for about the same price as anywhere else, and a butcher who will cut it up for you while you wait.  They also have pork belly most of the time.  Sounds like you just have a bunk Whole Foods.

They didn't flip out because he used canned oysters per se; they flipped out because his sauce tasted weird.  Before anyone knew about what he used, they were commenting that the sauce had a weird taste to it.  You could totally use canned smoked oysters and make a winning dish, IF you used them well - as other point…

Well, now I'm hungry for a nice Damon in an Edward Norton roll.  Mmm.

I'm not gay, but I sure like hot gay sex in a bathhouse now and again.

Agreed, except I'd end that sentence with "went into his bedroom, took out his bank statement, looked at the deposit from Honda's advertising company, and went to sleep on a large pile of money surrounded by many beautiful women."

Well, if it was a 2008 (or later) Rav-4 with the V-6 engine, that might be a reasonable argument.  That engine is WAAAY to big for a car that size, resulting in something that could reasonably be considered the Ferrari of the affordable mini-SUV set.  Just sayin'.

Which makes me even sadder, because we looked at a CR-V and thought "no, that's too fancy - can't afford that one."