I think he's got a senior samurai thing going on; just add a topknot, robes and a katana and he could totally be doing the Belushi samurai chef.  My wife leaned more towards late-period Marlon Brando (partially based on his mumbling verdicts on the contestants).  Either way, an improvement over the old Emeril.

They did, just got voicemail.  "Hi, this is Slash.  I'm busy having an actual career with a somewhat relevant band and juggling lucrative requests to appear in nationally televised events.  Leave a message if you aren't Axl at the beep."

So… the entire band was fired by the second verse, presumably.

I'm five months late here, but… I think I know what Duff's talking about with My Michelle (even if he, apparently, does not).  It's based on a low-register, single-note riff, which sounds kind of lame and thin on an acoustic guitar.  But put it through a Marshall stack at 11 and a Les Paul, and it's this big, chunky,…

Yeah, but substitute "would really like a sandwich right about now" for "can't remember a found footage movie I *didn't* like.  Cloverfield, Paranormal Activity, Blair Witch, Diary of the Dead - for some reason they all work on me."

And I'd just bet that EVERYONE submitting a community grade has seen the movie and is commenting on it specifically, certainly not just out of a general backlash against the popularity of Elmo.

Is that like Frink Theory, with the monkeys and the yelling and such… glaben!

Fake and a fraud… how exactly?  Dude claims to put out music for sale, and - let me check - yep, he appears to actually do that.  How's that either fake or fraudulent?  Seems like you don't like that music, but according to my files, he's never actually claimed to put out music that you like, so no fakery or fraud…

…yet you would read the review, and post a comment about it.

But I didn't say…  EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee….

We WRESTLED.

…or about your schedule in July.  Busy month at the cracker factory?

No, no, it was some kind of professional organization.  A corporation, likely.  Some kind of… thievery corporation.  Hey, wait…

"But I didn't say EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee…"

Buh.. wha… na… huh?  [Head explodes]

C'mon, back in the early '90s Flea and Chad Smith were a pretty damn tight rhythm section - definitely better than any of the other pop-funk bands out there at the time.  "Mellowship Slinky in B Minor" is a nasty groove.  The fact that they've gotten away from that doesn't change the past.

We need specific examples of bitchiness for this anecdote to be fulfilling, please.

Maybe Ted Nugent will sit in on a song.

"Unforgivable"

Bristled?
I take issue with the statement that SM's label "bristled" at the suggestion of the name LA Guns. I read the emails, and it sounds like the label did exactly the right thing; said "Hmm, this seems like there's a good chance we could get sued over this. Let's ask our lawyers." Lawyers said "Yup, you could…