I was vaguely excited about the whole Peter-getting-sued thing as I thought it would lead to him taking the precautions that comic book super heroes do like wearing a mask. It would have been hilarious (and, although very unlikely, possibly cool) to see his concept of a superhero.

I'm a brother shamus.

Although I cannot help but feel that a posting this late in the day will be read by few fellow fairly hard core 'Clubbers' (and not of baby seals…zing), I feel like I should let people know about a sweet song about a fictional character: The Ballad of Barry Allen by Jim's Big Ego.

I don't want to back seat interview, but would it have been too awkward or obvious to ask them how they felt about Cinematic Titanic? I can't be the only one who is curious about how they feel about their old partners as their new semi-competition.

I should have qualified the Ricky Gervais choice by saying that it could conceivably be less fun if you happen to be a whingey bald manc twat with a head like a fucking orange. Then Ricky might spend all the time giving your head a 'squoze'. Then, before you know it, you are 'rumanging' for some 'foodage' because…

The answer has got to be my idol, Ricky Fucking Gervais. Unless you have a squeezable bald head, in which case Ricky might not be so much fun to hang out with.

I would murder some polite old lady to see a television show that adapts Roger Zelazny's Amber books. Come on- ensemble cast, ten novels and three short stories to draw upon, general pimpness.

Crime and Eternal Punishment
Notes from the Underworld
War and Pieces of Freaky Human Tissue
Anna Blood-enema