Did you do a lot of drugs back in the hippy days?

Never heard of kin selection, eh?

Said smoking jacket was tailored in Japan in the 1950s from several antique kimonos. I imagine it was present at informal get-togethers where much scotch was drunk, pipes were smoked and whether-or-not we ought to nuke north Korea was discussed.

I own a salmon silk smoking jacket that belonged to my wife's grandfather (a major general in the army and later airforce). Try finding an occasion to wear a smoking jacket that isn't Halloween or a Sherlock Holmes impersonator convention.

My terrorist cell uses it to send cryptograms back and forth coordinating our attacks. Now that some of the team have used that Bob Marley filter by accident, everybody thinks we're horrible people.