You know, I don't even know what the ad's for. I think shoes, but I also think it doesn't matter. Just that damn BATB metaphor rearing its head again.

Then she could have a reunion with her TV father, aka Pete's father-in-law. Then my head would explode.

Then she could have a reunion with her TV father, aka Pete's father-in-law. Then my head would explode.

Maybe I'm on glue, but it's been awhile since we've seen Don ordering an Old Fashioned, right?

Maybe I'm on glue, but it's been awhile since we've seen Don ordering an Old Fashioned, right?

What about the significance of the whole "Beauty and the Beast" themed commercial? A bit heavy-handed, no?

What about the significance of the whole "Beauty and the Beast" themed commercial? A bit heavy-handed, no?

That spa sketch was worthless
…except for the fact that it helped confirm my theory that Jesse Eisenberg is a little bit hot. Yes?

Finn + Rachel =
worst effing couple in television history.

Robert.
I don't understand why the judges never comment on his partner failures. Am I taking crazy pills, or have I seen him screw up lifts in the samba, the doll dance, and the disco? And probably others. I know there's more to partnering than lifts, but seriously, I feel like he's gets passes for this ALL THE TIME.…

Off topic
but I want to be best friends with Twitch…

FUCK yeah!
Conan's back, and on an ATL-based network. Dirty South FTW!!!!!!!

unless my memory of Heavyweights is wrong…
and it NEVER IS, his character's name was ROGER Johnson.

Jealous. I WISH my tickets were only $45.

Apparently, Conan's not getting anything from the tour—it's solely to support his staff who's now out of work.

Hell yeah! And the Fox is my favorite place ever. So worth it.

FUCK yeah!
ATLANTA IS THE LAST STOP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING TOUR.

Hahahaa. Ohhhhhhh the Clermont. Where else can you see a 60+ stripper crush a can of PBR between her breasts?

For: Paste Magazine, Otis Redding, and the MLK Jr.

For: Ed Helms, the Aquarium, and the Varsity, FUCKAHS!