"Hi everybody! I just wanted you all to know that I've read some books. I've decided to regurgitate them in repetitive and masturbatory prose in a comment section on the Internet to educate you poor, inferior minds. FOR MINE IS THE BURDEN OF GENIUS."

I feel "singer's stew" would be more of the gang's thing.

Is the extra X for X-treme? I want it to be for X-treme. My No Fear t-shirt demands it.

He wasn't just a prisoner, he was the second most valuable political prisoner Robb Stark, the King in the North, had. His well-being is a strategic concern.

I hear he submitted a few head shots.

Falconetti's (brilliant) performance does not prove anything about anyone else's ability but Falconetti's. Pointing her out as a powerfully intimate actress without nudity does not negate all film nudity. Physical nakedness can be a powerful storytelling tool. Every tool has a purpose. Every tool can be used to great…

Why is that difficult to imagine? Should all strippers/hookers be nasty and pathetic? That would get boring fast.

Some people do strip, you know. Considering that stories are invariably about human experiences, I don't understand why so many are assuming that an actress would choose a stripper role only because they think stripping is brave an edgy. Maybe they believe in the project. Maybe the character IS brave or otherwise…

"James Franco Plays With His Food; An Erotic Adventure"

I dreamed this dream in times gone by.

Dang it, Cletus! My daddy a'ways said a man ain't gotta suffer no slick tongue-wagglin' iff'n he don't want to an' I don't want to! Why you a'ways unnermindin' me? *swigs from brown jug*

Praise and adulation to you, Mr. Dowd, for taking a good look at one of my favorite underrated films.

My GoT and SOIAF collections of t-shirts, shot glasses, pins, books, and DVD box sets take umbrage with your lack of dedication. If you need me, I'll be drinking mead and brooding on your faithlessness while I sit on my $30k Iron Throne replica.

Alternate title: "Jon-Pod Ma'am Bams"

The people who brought you "Hodor" and "Classic Poe!" are proud to present; "iiiiit's QYBURN!"

More of a mound, really.

A C+ for a RDJ superhero vehicle directed by Shane Black? We don't much care for your kind, 'round these here parts. We're good, simple, Marvel-lovin' folk, Mr. Dowd. Best jus' move along now. *pats Nerf shotgun*

No mention of '79 Parts? How will my extra credit ever be legitimized on AVClub if they keep pretending this movie doesn't exist? I'm appalled at the absence of consideration for my ego.

Such comments are similarly degrading to we men who enjoy wearing our sexy bicycle shorts. Sometimes I just want to feel sexy for myself, dammit.

Such comments are similarly degrading to we men who enjoy wearing our sexy bicycle shorts. Sometimes I just want to feel sexy for myself, dammit.