The headline clickbaited me. :(

And that's why I don't listen to podcasts.

Could be worse.

As long as I can play Pong in high definition 3D.

So did they discuss how Barbie Girl is a fun, catchy song that's deeper than the lyrics would appear at a quick listen?

Why is that guy in the photo doing Don Jr. cosplay?

I love that when I mention my crush on Donnie Yen, I can now point to Rogue One.

And Masi Oka was on Hawaii Five-0 for a few years!

Gandalf's magic flashlight was one of the funniest things in the LotR movies, and those things had Muppet trees!

It's possible Jared Kushner might be looking for a job soon.

I wonder if my Dave Gruhl/Eddie Vedder… um… FAN FICTION… still holds up.

*shrug*

Looking out the window, Melania let out a soft sigh, a small handful of rocks spilling out of her now limp hand.

We're true bel-beavers up here.

Can you think of a better symbol for the True North Strong & Free?

You're thinking pigeons. Canada geese have long, slender necks atop grand round bodies. They fly in a V for Victory as their melodious song drifts down to please the ears of all who can hear.

HEY! Screw the bald eagle! The Canada goose is nature's most majestic bird!

This is a horror? I swear from the name and the header photo (where it looks like she got sprayed with some black gunk) I thought this was a comedy.

Don't try to confuse a good conservative with your fancy liberal elite "facts" and "figures", damn it! If he believes it works, it works!

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