I'd enjoy it more if I didn't get annoyed at seeing people in boats without life jackets.

I can't wait for this to be made into a movie.

Obama should be investigated for collusion and obstruction!

The sound and framing are awful! They should be ashamed and…

I would take everything else from the 80s coming back into fashion if we could get rid of the one fad it gave us that never went away - trickle down economics.

I heard "nerf herder"…

Kumquat.

*sigh*

Fortunately I'm proud to be an SJW, so I will continue enjoying ketchup on my hot dogs.

Good.

As it turns out, "douche" is an acceptable insult because douching is a dangerous practice that preys upon the insecurities of people with a vagina by telling them they shouldn't have a faint whiff of any odours associated with having a vagina.

How unhinged can some Americans be?

That gorilla really enjoys water and is smarter than Ryan Lochte. Get him an endorsement deal.

After I saw it, I punched every man I passed on my way home.

Damn it. This is going to be a long month waiting for this.

Quoth the raven: more Neve.

Suicide.

I wouldn't be surprised if they insisted on "dude in deespants".

It's amazing how many shitheads are thrown into a frothing rage by those two words.

How to avoid sexual assault charges…