I'll give pretty much any woman with DDDs a spin…

I'm horny too, christy.

Anyone else here have a permanently crushed-in nose which is the result of going jogging with an erection?

Which is why I never go under bridges without a shotgun.

DAMMMMMMMMN Miller got schooled from over TWO HUNDRED YEARS back! That's some serious time-traveling schooling.

If I were Swiper, I'd just stick to swiping girls' virginity.

All I know is that I've had to watch some of that Dora stuff, and my GOD that girl WILL NOT STOP YELLING. It's like ZMF if he were a little hispanic girl. I keep wondering where the friggin adults are in that show, so that someone could come out and say "now now Dora, let's use our indoor voice!"

I really just want to know who they are, what their story is, all that background nonsense. It just boggles the mind.

Having said that, I am envious, in that I do wish I could get an exponentially large number of women to lick my balls, and putting that phrase into my everyday speech with that kind of frequency might help. Call it the "shotgun effect" in action.

I know, I had to watch part of this a second time just to pick up more of the lyrics to the songs. They're all absolutely filthy in the most ghetto ways possible.

Maybe your wife just likes pussy, but not black chicks.

I want to make her MY ninja.

I want to call that sweet bitch Sugar Slam.

I fucking hated The Fountain solely because it wasn't in Esperanto.

You're right; that oversight is glaring. I wish it would stop. It's rather intimidating.

43) Where do babies come from?

Gin's pretty much the only alcohol I WON'T touch. Well, I'm not overly fond of tequila either, but gin is just nauseating.

Wait, Whedon isn't going to sleep with me??

Leonard can you hear me?

Then you come here for the wrong reason.