I liked this movie better when it was called "Return of the Jedi".

I like the idea of MikeMartz1999 LITERALLY being knee-deep in pussy, like he wears two boots made of hot chicks who simply can't let his feet touch the ground.

I'd watch that, if they'd just lose those annoying Piranha.

Well then you're in luck, because Sandwich Disaster is playing a daytime show over at Walter's on Washington, with Plants & Payoffs opening. Doors open at 6, show starts at 7.

I like to imagine you said "Ah, balls…" with a wistful sound in your voice, your eyes focused on a memory of some long ago summer, when the days were long, and we were but teenagers in a playland of our own imagining…

Nope, it was the guitar breaks. If they just do a whole concert of the guitar breaks, that'd be great.

And even that doesn't compare to the dreariness of season 7. I could barely make it through that one. Thank god for the geek and his storytelling episode.

Apropos of nothing…
I like big butts and I cannot lie…

We just gotta agree to disagree on this one, because I always thought "Live Bootleg" was just awesome.

And he didn't even have to use his AK to get them to declare a triple double! That's pretty badass.

Whoops! That's a still from the guy's next project, "Mussolini's Last Bowler".

Except I guess Lisa de whatshername is dead now I think.

I watched too much OLD porn. I'm still hoping for Christy Canyon, Mickey Lynn, Lisa de Leeowuwuwudweaddeasdc or someone like that.

Roddd McEnormouspole.

Best evidence that 70s Aerosmith rocked? "Live Bootleg". If you have only one Aerosmith album, that's the one to get, because live, they were a muthafucka.

Cavemen use whatever is handy.

ICKY ICKY ICKY COWWWW!!!

yeah, I gotta come out in favor of 70s-era Aerosmith. Get Your Wings, Toys in the Attic, Rocks, and at least half of Draw the Line are all great 70s-rock albums. Can't judge a band by what they became; age and sobriety will do funny things to a band.

Damn
I always thought she was hot. I watched Adventures in Babysitting just for her (well, her and Albert Collins).

But I never said "thank you"…