Why be like that? Be nice.

Perhaps a combination of the two. He's tripping the light fantastic balls. Drenched in a sherry sauce, with a side of rice pilaf, and a baked alaska for dessert.

You mean it's worth the co$t?

I'm rather confusionally aroused right now. Come here Janet, you minx.

I'm pretty fucked up, to be honest. Getting a massage from a significant other just makes me wonder how they're going to hold it over me later.

Did she mind doing it for you? I seem to recall a later Seinfeld episode where he dates a masseuse and can't get her to give it up for him. I would've thought that would be a problem in real life, seeing as how it's her profession that she spends all day doing and all.

You just want an excuse to touch his cock.

I like Ellen Page perhaps too much. I find her sexilicious, such that I can't really objectively judge her acting abilities.

I can totally believe Koski got Mario Puzo, particularly after she wrote all that stuff about gangsters and reconstructive vaginal surgery.

Leonard never wears pants ironically.

Yep, I'm a big fan of old "Hand Job Overdose" up there.

(smells teadoust's fart and instantly begins to hallucinate a primordial jungle scene…)

Hot damn! That's my new pseudonym whenever I'm undercover, and trying to score with hot trashy chicks in overpriced dance clubs…

Looking at that picture, I can totally imagine him saying "bruh".

I have to say, if I were a high school student and my teacher had graduated only 3 years before, I'd be incapable of learning because all I'd be thinking about was gettin' busy with her.

Where is Eh Me? She's supposed to back me up, by confirming that I am in fact the king of her ass.

Why stop at four?

I'm kind of an ass king.

TEE TEE! POO POO!

So what's the plural of Nostradamus? Nostradami?