Shit, I pray nightly for that.

If anything, conservatism has only lost its meaning. It's essentially a party of nihilists, who believe in nothing except opposition to the other side, and the drive to win at all costs.

Move over Vampires and Angels!
It's POOTIE TANG to the rescue, for all the little tweener girls!

Rest In Breasts?

Just thought I'd throw my two cents in there…

definately not for rock climbing. We climber types like fancy ripstop materials, and all the boys wear 'man-pris'

Stop Thinking. Fall Over.

But, if we are animals, shouldn't we be going around rutting crazily with one another?

And it should be called "Fuck Up Monkeynuts"

I do love cotton candy.

I am not a Frenchy, I am a BELGY!

His cameo in Beavis and Butthead Do America is the best gateway I do believe.

I think the first time I saw CookThiefWifeLover it made me want to puke.

Those French have a different word for EVERYTHING!

I love it when Imogen Poots.

You know, if women the world over were letting their boobs slip out at various moments, this sort of thing would lose its shock value. Just sayin'.

I would totally go smooch-crazy with Amy Acker. She makes me happy in my pants.

Yeah, not really caring much about Ms. Jackson's boobs, but I really do wish more women had "wardrobe malfunctions", preferably around me, and preferably taking a lot longer to correct said malfunction.

The law he taught himself? "My way or the highway, bitch."

DCRJ, say it a little faster, and in a DEEP southern accent.