I remember North and South. I didn't like it as much as The Blue and The Grey, another 80s miniseries about the Civil War, as it was much more soapy than TBaTG. But Swayze was good in North and South, that's true. He could do dashing Southern gentleman with the best of them. Still, it would've been cooler if he…

Wow. These guys sound like total douches, but I do kind of hope to get to use that line sometime in my life as well. :)

The song is good, and yes, she is a good singer. But she's not GREAT or anything. She's just a good singer. There are probably lots of them, most of which don't bother to show up to tryouts for shows like Britain's Got Talent or whatever. Just not really sure why she's so "inspiring".

Wow, the shit was inspired right out of me!

Buncha smartasses up in this joint.

Diabeetus, you da man. Can I get a whut whut?

You know…
For five bucks, I'll take off my pants and we can play an extra fun game that doesn't even require electricity or a gaming platform.

Yeah, well you remember that song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles? Fucking U2 stole it back. Assholes.

That's a lot of fucking, Phel, and I just don't know if I'm up to it.

If you guys keep it up, I'll enter an MTV contest, I'll win a date with Muse, and I'll use the opportunity to poo on each and every member of the band, plus their manager and whoever does their t-shirts. This is just a warning.

The only way in which I like Lady Gaga is the way in which she makes me question reality. As in: "Lady Gaga is for real? Really? For real? Naahhhh… really?"

I figured she showered in one of those Snuggly things.

People are always asking me… "King, how can you be so fuckin' funny?"

Elrond, why? They're just trying to reconnect as old friends, not pick up underage sluts.

What's all this talk of AOL? Are we all Aheming Out Loud?

Dear lord, Gilliam doing porn films would be AWESOME!! Just imagine the sexy sexy weirdness.

Hey… I like naked women!

According to Our Lord Huey Lewis, bad is bad.

If you really want to change up your writing style, just try dropping all your definite and indefinite articles, refuse to use adjectives or adverbs, and stop using all those unnecessary silent letters!

I like how that picture looks like someone handed Phil Collins a microphone and then shot him in the ass.