Your essay ,Here Come the MOOBS! was well thought out and presented with the tact and aplomb that is PBQ;s stock in trade!

One word, Milkshakes!

His Mom says he's cool!

I'd pay good money for these guy's browser search history. what thread leads to gay space colonies?

There was a time when he was a more moderate voice, more of a classic 1950-60's conservative. He was willing to reach across the aisles and build consensus. The primary loss to the bottom feeding campaign of W broke him. The Neo Cons accomplished what the Viet Cong couldn't.

And that guys name was Donald Trump. And now you know…the rest of the story.

As at least one standup pointed out, you had to be amazingly drunk to actually get arrested for it in the 70's. To be arrested and convicted when from a wealthy, politically powerful family you probably had to be world class drunk, thrown up on a cop, and run over some pets/poor people

Cigs aren't quite the currency they used to be. Many prisons are non smoking now. Currency is ramen noodles and Honey Buns (cakes not sweethearts).

Maybe Harmon should check out Corey Mcabee's American Astronaut and Stingray Sam.

I'm predicting that once Walmart starts using robots it will look like a robot version of The Happening.

Unphased, meaning she doesn't flicker in and out between dimensions as many of us do in times of stress.

I haven't seen any mention of his working with Mr. Rogers in his various obits. Also I believe Fred "Make Congress Cry" Rogers was at the premier of NOLD.

Producer to Megyn: Megs, you gotta play to your strengths. Use the right bait for your fans.

He would have casually asked how to say haunches in French with a charmingly rakish arching of the brow.

Not just a Trans Am but a fully loaded Screaming Chicken.

Not at all, in fact, if you turn up for your interview without at least a sixer of tall boys, you've just wasted everybody's time.

Corey Feldman's Angels Heave a collective sigh, whisper "Luuckyyy".

They weren't always publicized. Kennedy started it with Sidechick Week. They had games like Steno Pool or Escort? And they'd prank call Joe Dimaggio, and, well things after Tuesday morning are kind of a blur…they found Dean Rusk asleep in the lap of the Lincoln Memorial sans trousers.

Jesus! School Board? Keep a gimlet eye on the staff for the school papers. No one has suddenly "Moved out of state" in the night recently?

…and Pence looks on. A more fitting description of his job as VP doesn't exist.