He's going to shrug elaborately and say "Turkey? What Turkey?" as feathers dangle comically from his lips.

You should greet him like the Monster in Young Frankenstein. A hearty "Hello Handsome" will freeze him in his tracks.

I started a cult back in the 80s. Things were going gangbusters until I made a fatal error.

It was based in Union city NJ and the signal reached Essex and Hudson Counties in NJ and three of the five boroughs of NYC (varied by weather. It had affiliates in Toledo and for some reason, Ciudad de Juarez.

Actually, My Wife Eleanor was the Beaumont network's attempt to compete with I Love Lucy. Imogene Coca starred as a fiery red head married to a Lebanese cabaret singer (a badly miscast Jonathan Harris, although his accent was impeccable).

It's streaming, I think on HULU.

I actually built a very realistic feeling Ann Coulter sex doll. It's basically a big box of hangers (mixed wire and plastic).

Ala John Carpenter's The Thing?

Yeah. Reeeally shouldn't have done that from the outside.. so anyhoo me an the wife and kids appreciate it but we're kind of hunkered down in here and no matter how you scream we won't be letting you back in.

It should be noted though that Polk was a huge prick. Even his political allies (Jackson excepted) didn't like him.

Plus free dry meal!

God help the poor sap who has to choose a speech for the Probot. Will it stand, scan the crowd and announce that there's a nice crop of MILFs in the audience today?

More like execute you, Cleveland served as a Sheriff and felt it wouldn't be "proper" to delegate executions to his deputies. He flat out hung some dudes.

Is it me or does Olivers' dummy look more like Skinny Wax Roger Ebert?

Attention Tower, this is Chicago Baggage Admin. We have a Code Ruh-Ro. Repeat, we have a code RUH-RO!

I think he was from NJ.

They did a good job on flashbacks. OITNB should study them. My favs were the ones for the sad eyed little old man. They flashed back to 1950's Miami when he was a young bad ass doomed to grow old in a Max prison.

Bronco Billy, under rated comedy from Eastwood sans Great Apes.

The problem Trump seems to have is his combination of being super litigious and not paying the law firms that rep him, seems to have a direct relationship to the quality of his current attorney.

Comedian Larry Miller fell backwards on a side walk and had months of recuperation, a good part of which consisted of the top of his skull being kept in a fridge to relieve pressure to his brain.