Exit 57, where the great Paul Dinello taught me the phrase "If you don't like it then you can eat a candy bar out of my ass!". And wrote the moving My Girl Left Me for a Guy Named Jesus.

To be fair he made a diplomatic pivot from his initial reaction and managed to not say "Bon Jour Senora, nice rack!"

Henson was more Beatnik than hippie. He may have used the color scheme of late 60's early 70's hippie influenced culture, but way too much devouring of fellow Muppets and explosions for gentle hippie sensibilities.

Actually the stuffed bear is Jim, and when nobody's around he makes dry witticisms, bon mots and is always looking to score some tuna sandwiches.

Roosters, they suck off Roosters. Don't worry though, common mistake.

Does this mean Transformers are also out?

I see a whole new vein of comedy for Yakov Smirnoff to mine.

Current Director of DARE: "*snif*I'd like to thank Uncy Je…Er the Vice President for his *snif* confidence in our time tested program."

Jews don't think God left, he's just cut back on office hours, and of course he golfs Wednesdays.

I don't know about saints, but my Uncle Francis (Frankie Ham Hands Falco) often intercedes if I ask nicely and run a "little errand" at a later time for him.

I followed the title of my first novel with "Stops your table from wobblin'". It sold ok, but I don't think anybody read it.

Aziz Ansari's parents had arranged marriage and in his standup he seems to think it worked out for them.

Can't drill down too much, but the "Shot Gun" studies that I recall were from the '80's when I was a sociology major and were of US couples at a time when divorce was in an upswing and becoming more "acceptable". Also not referring to Beverly Hillbillies actual shot gun weddings.

There have been studies that have shown that "shotgun" marriages where couples marry due to unexpected pregnancy between couples that may not have a long history together actually have lower divorce rates than romantic pairings. So knocked up has a better than average chance for success.

And no more Death Face, Death Scenes should only be played by the dying.

Ruderman's Pal: You trademarked the term "Crip Face"? What the hell for? Who even says that?

I had a room mate in college that def had a physical type. He kept cheating on his girlfriend with chicks that could have played her in a bio pic. I was always asking him what was the f*cking point?

Not so much brought to as found in. Next time call if you won't be home for the weekend, you know how your mother worries.

Oh the irony. His weird and oddly specific lava fetish comes to fruition, but he didn;t have time to finish.

When they saw the coupons did C&C Music factory suddenly start blasting out of nowhere? Did a Disco-Ball drop from the ceiling while Lasers shot about? Think carefully, this could be important.