They are however harvesting stem cells from his still living comb-over. Which still pulses with life in a secret underground Gov't lab.

They could be fans?

I made a similar point on an earlier article. Also did they ever interview Ted Nugent for referencing having Obama suck on the various barrels of his many guns?

Knee transplants also. So they can monitor you for possible release of blood clots, They also have you briefly stand afterwords. They do get you pretty freaking high though.

So did that gentle hippie Arafat.

Actually his Beard Trimmer is Mr. Andre of Palm Springs. He's in High demand and you're lucky if he sees you once per month.

Trump to decorator, "I want it to look like a super expensive 18th century French Whorehouse."

And good odds that's how she'll finish.

That's because they're METHOD!!!

I used to subscribe to EW for years and the thing I miss most are their book reviews. They would do Mainstream Lit, Entertainment and most importantly Genre fiction. Both in depth and capsule.

As should we all my friend, as should we all…

A cartoon x-ray of his brain would show a room full of monkeys typing furiously and flinging poo.

To be honest, being a Trump science advisor is tough. Making all those play dough molecules with happy faces and doing different voices for the different levels of the atmosphere is draining. And God forbid it was your week to wear the anthropomorphic Gidget the Lab Rat/Assistant costume.

Except Leona could run a business. As well as make a maid on the 32nd floor burst into tears just by scowling in the lobby.

Whenever I Hear "The Old…" I hear in Maxwell Smart's voice because I'm getting old.

-A-Doodle -Doo?

Yeah, I need for someone to sign for a shitload of brown shirts? My trucks idling at the dock and time is money!

This could all be solved with an "I'm rubber and you're glue" executive order.

"We understand what the President is going through and feel his responses are appropriate."

"Never before has a President been subject to such personal and virulent attacks , our hearts and sympathies go out to President Trump".