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Mr. Satyricon
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Apocalypse Now
I'd love to see the scenes Harvey Keitel was in before he was replaced by Martin Sheen.

The Coen Brothers
Their prime directive to their regular storyboard artist: 'Make it look like Mort Drucker.'

Point Blank
Expectations can ruin things. I'd read that Point Blank introduced a new level of violence, so I thought, hey, that's for me, I love violence. While violent, I didn't find the Peckinpah scale blood-bath I was hoping for, and felt disappointed.

I rarely agree with Ebert, (he thinks A Clockwork Orange and Blue Velvet are two of the worst movies ever made), but his review of this was accurate. I felt like it was completely arbitrary and there was no reason to bother following the plot. In this case watching again hasn't helped.

I was really surprised when it started trying to be funny. I didn't think that was the kind of movie I was going to at all. I thought it was going to be an epic, then they started in with the lame slapstick and Chris Tucker is like a car alarm going off, it was torture. I only laughed once, when Willis asks for a gun,

OMG… Pieter Bruegel, what a RIP, friggin' Hieronymus Bosch TOTES did it 100 years earlier, talk about dogging the blog.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS
He was a great artist.

or three three of places.

Oh, people who have done acid in a variety of circumstances, more than one one or two places, they might have watched one movie on it. It's not that weird.

The only movie I saw in the theater on acid was Johnny Handsome, in the front row. The texture of Lance Henrikson's face was breathtaking.

I thought it took an enormous pair of balls that John Woo put Face/Off in his Rotten Tomatoes top 5 films of all times.

Hmmm, so on Videogum the current worst movie ever is Amelia…it isn't the most mediocre? (I''d log in there but I forgot my password), Ocean's 12 is the worst movie ever. Julia Roberts went undercover as Julia Roberts.

I saw how it could be a firstie but preferred the conversation, this firsrtie shit has to end, stop doing it, stop commenting about it, end it. so boring.

Yup, Hard Boiled is the best motorcycle movie.

When you really say motorcycles I think John Woo's Hard Boiled. Are we there?

Titus is in my netflix queue, I will get it. To me the anachronistic shit isn't a selling point, it's like watching a Knight's Tale, after that shit it took The Dark Knight to win me back. But Anthony Hopkins kicking ass is worth seeing.

Caravaggio by Derek Jarman had motorcycles and wrist watches in 1986. I didn't like it, but a lot of hot chicks do. So it's in your interest to pretend you like it.

Titus looked interesting, even though I'm not much into Shakespeare, haven't seen it. But Across the Universe was one of the worst movies ever made. I don't have confidence.

When Brando takes some of the ice keeping the corpse cold in the funeral scene, puts it to his cheek, and explains he has a toothache, it's as brilliant an improvisation as when he tried on Eva Marie Saint's glove.

I agree with you, and I wont be watching this new show because they forgot Jack Lord's hair.