Ebert should fall on his sword, right?

Yeah, Herzog fimed twice what nobody ever has the chance to film at all. I'm sure sitting through it a second time was pure torture. (ever want to knife a critic in the throat?)

Hmmm…might of been 36th Chamber of Shaolin commentary, not sure.

Master of the Flying Guillotine commentary
RZA displayed such a profound knowledge, down to recognizing random extras passing by in the background, then naming three or four other films they had passed by in the background of, then giving their names, insane…it was absolutely the most profound bravura demonstration of…

I actually liked the first one. A guy gets cut into leetle cubes like a Michael Kupperman cartoon of Picasso.

Was the part where the guy throws his sunglasses at the camera in slow motion really exciting? Were there any scenes where the camera goes into her ear and comes out the barrel of a gun? I hope so.

I wouldn't want to scratch the cue ball.

I'm not gonna Poussin around, I prefer the Old Masters, Abstract Expressionism was a CIA propaganda campaign.

She looks like John Cusack.

This was my answer to, but I would be a little later to see the Leonardo Michelangelo rivalry. Closest I can get now is Assassin's Creed 2.

Patton Oswalt invented this game and he has himself hanging with Ben Franklin and wandering the halls of the Continental Congress. I think this caveat is a bag of rot.

what the fuck
is going on with ads on this site? Every click a full page Chuck, this is unbearable.

Dick Hyman
His parents were considering calling him Pierce. (I know it's a different spelling)

I'm guessing everyone has moved on, but I'd just like to say having now played the game it's pretty terrible. You can't fire a gun from a moving car, and you can't get out of a car unless it's come to a complete stop. That is absolutely crazy.

wait a second… I was far too even tempered…you thought a VIDEO GAME called MAFIA II was supposed to reinvent the gangster genre???

I've already ordered the game and it will arrive tomorrow or the day after, but all I expected is the voice acting to be better than a lot of games, and the music to be good. Played the demo and could tell taking cover could be annoying, but driving the cars wasn't as bad as was said. I definitely didn't expect it to…

I'm hoping they take the time to polish the bugs out. Walking into the bar in Thieves Landing the swinging doors would always fall to the ground. Playing poker in Blackwater my opponents would become low-res elephant man versions of themselves with flipper hands, and the table would disappear leaving the cards…

What makes you think his amazing performance was unintentional?

No mention of Kevin Corrigan
An unforgivable oversight. What's wrong with you?

L.A. Noire
Amazon has November 1st as the release date, is this just wishful thinking?