The point absolutely is not that world peace/ a better society is achievable with a little human sacrifice.  Because history is chock-a-block FULL of society being made better by way of human sacrifice: people revolting against colonization or tyrannical rule, the American Civil War, the entirety of the course the…

I rolled my eyes at the "dating a 26-year-old fitness trainer" because it's so very, very predictable,  BUT that was exactly the point.  She was Steven's midlife crisis, and, as we found out in that scene in the beer garden, a stand-in for someone he couldn't have. 

I would argue that Gary isn't living the life he dreamed of if he's just come off a suicide attempt.

There is always a zippity-zoppity bit of damage that can be done.

@avclub-832d86d3a05e2b4973c329471ee9d6c4:disqus Liked for "TG&Y"

Only because it's spelled wrong.

JAWA PLAN

That seems suspiciously fanservicey.
edit: That article says it's not even an official announcement. So I dunno.

That looks like a photoshop of what someone thinks the offspring of Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn would look like.

Once again, you prove why you're the hero

@avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus Yeah, I'm good with lumberjacky, and I'm good with dirty & scruffy. I really like juxtaposition, though, as in when Sir Clean Naval Officer turns into Dirty Unshaven Disgraced Sailor- unexpected hot is unexpected!

The ~church prophet~ said that no true church member should go to theaters, and he never bothered to take into consideration the fact that she was writing in the 19th century, where the word referred to something entirely different, because fundamentalist zealotry.  I assume that's because it would be questioning the…

Also just fyi Viggo Mortensen is not hot, and his voice is extremely grating.

I am too vaguely stoned on painkillers to know how to respond to calling Ian McShane the "the guy who played Jason Statham's pit crew leader in Death Race".

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  Sorry, no elderly men allowed here.

I don't even care how not cool it is, Age of Sail is hot, bitches.

Also I'm an incredible sucker for (fictional) men who've lost their faith in a big way . Basically he had a big flashing HEY JIMMY COME AND GET YOU SOME OF THIS sign over his head.

The movie is responsible for my deep Ethan Hawke loathing, so for that, thanks, Reality Bites!

The way to make it good is to have the very angry bitter scruffy ghost of Norrington come back and start killing people.

All my other nerdery could fly under the radar because it was textual, and he never bothered to check what I was reading, except (literally) that one time. I mean, dude, I read Elfquest and all of its nudity/sexytiems lying around the living room, and my dad never said a word, but Jedi at the theater? OH NOES it's…