It's right there in your name. You're an EVIL. TWIN.

It took me like five minutes to realize who that was in the picture. I don't know if that makes me sadder for me or for REM.

I threw one of the biggest, hugest, ugliest fits I have ever thrown in my entire life because my dad refused to let me go see RotJ at the theater. Because movie theaters were dens of inquity and vice, and stepping foot into one for anything other than an animated Disney movie surely meant that I would immediately turn…

I believe you'll find that a lot of Gen Xers were only jaded and disgusted by Ewoks retroactively; those of us who were like, 14 and under didn't really have that much of a problem with them.

Look, if you are going to be reasonable, we're going to have to ask you to leave. There is no room for reasonable reactions in superhero movie casting news.

Here, neurozach. Put this paperbag over your head, put these earplugs in, and drink this unidentifiable liquid. I'll wake you when the Batpocolypse is over.

I just can't stop saying "what. what. what."  All those words in a row don't make any sense.

I thought there was a rule that only O'Neal was allowed to write Cumberbatch Newswires. I was looking forward to more of the charming little hedgehog's adventures.

I'm just gonna bust in here and say that ALL DAY I have thought it was Friday. Just  in my head, thinking "doo doo doo get to go to the movies tonight la la la FUCK IT'S THURSDAY". i hate that shit.

Your avatar change has confused me so much, jsyk.

I had a minor meltdown once or twice at a couple of instructors because of the  getting-overwhelmed issue combined with general exhaustion from work & school. Fortunately they were both instructors I'd had for several classes, so they knew me pretty well and basically just rolled their eyes.

That sounds like a more reasonable plan; I am definitely not dressing like a panda for zoo-going before noon.

I do try to be in the other room for that scene, rattling dishes or whistling or doing something loudly so I don't have to hear the dialogue.

Almost as convincing as the guys with the Hummers!

I rewatched Spaced through Hot Fuzz a couple weekends ago, and was forcibly reminded of how hot Simon Pegg is. I mean, seriously. Tim is the kind of dude I would have shanked other chicks to have gone out with.

Okay I may have changed my mind, because last night I dreamed you stayed at my house, and you were a really annoying morning person and you would not stop bothering me even though I had only just waked up and then we dressed up like pandas to go to the zoo.

I really think the key words there are just "men" and "women".  Cause I'm pretty sure the straight guys would write their ads like that if they thought they could get away with it, and the straight girls already do.

Well, if they make you too crazy over a holiday during which you are visiting, we can meet up and you can vent all over me about how nuts your family is making you. :)

Ugh I haaaaaaaaaate waiting for test results!  But yes, I do tend to take the approach that you've taken here - no news is good news, because hopefully if something was in need of immediate attention, somebody would call and let me know, doctor on vacation or not.  Thinking positive thoughts for you.

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