Guys in a certain social circle of mine seem to notice more, but I think that's because we used to be able judge people's indie cred by their shoes, so it's just that they're still used to glancing at feet.  :)

There are a whole bunch of women in my building who wear heels all the time, and what's more, we all have to park about a block away. So most of them are walking to and from the building in their spikey heels as well, which is just craziness.

Ah, but that's your girlfriend. Girlfriends get different rules.

Woooooooooow.

Ah but see,  utilitarian and blase shoes are perfect, if you do not want to give a fuck about your shoes that day.  And I often don't.

I assume that if they notice my shoes at all, I'm wearing stripper shoes or Wonder Woman boots.

Oh my gosh, I actually had a beer worth mentioning this week! For all I know you're all aware of it already, since I never read the beer threads, but I had a Good Juju ginger-brewed beer from Left Hand Brewing because I am an absolute sucker for anything with ginger.  I felt it could have been even more gingery, but…

Oh right! I accidentally read an article yesterday that said wedges are the most-hated-by-guys shoes that women wear.  Not that I actually give a fuck what dudes think about my shoes, but wedges? Why would wedges cause hatred?  

OMG this pain.This pain in my heart is how you feel when people say cargos are okay, isn't it?

Lack of communication is one of my biggest pet peeves, and so many places can't be bothered to keep you updated.   I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother.

Oh man, that sucks. It sounds like they overloaded you right off the bat though.

But not as weird as a mustacheless beard.

I can't watch anything with Patrick Warburton doing a voice any more because it all turns into Brock Samson.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus  Oooo that sounds very nice, even though I have no idea what fricket is. And a magnesium firestarter is nothing to be scoffed at, either. Happy Birthday!

You have a sister who is pregnant, or your mother is about to have a sister for you?

I have a weird mutation that causes children, relatives or otherwise, to glom onto me and follow me around like I was a non-creepy Pied Piper.  I can't break it down much, but I think  part of it is that I don't talk to them like they're idiots, while simultaneously making them aware that yeah, I'm the boss here, and…

I do it the other way around. I don't sleep for longer than normal before the trip, then sleep the entire flight, and boom, everything's good when I get to the destination.

And your wife might totally be into that!

Holy shit, that's fantastic!  Not sure I could have brought myself to have destroyed that with eating.

POLO.