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Sleep, silly. Run around like a head with its chicken cut off getting ready and packing, then sleep through most of the flight.

I resent everyone who can eat ice cream; just last summer, I found out the painful way that I am now ice-cream-lactose intolerant.

Oh, Neurozach. Commenting at work. I can't believe it.

I could've been okay with most of it - because yeah, set in the 50s it pretty much had to play around with the sci-fi thing -  but the actual seeing the actual aliens suck out Catetasha's brain and then flying up into the sky in an actual spaceship just did not work for me. Indiana Jones and live aliens are two tastes

Wait, I get to be a slut? Whoo hoo! *starts looking for targets*

The ham had expired three weeks ago.

That's…not the information I've heard most consistently.

Brooklyn, that's in New York, right?

My stomach has been acting up lately, and the other day I wanted chicken and dumplings but did not have the time nor energy to make them for real. So I made them using a can of cream of chicken soup and whomp biscuits. Whomp biscuits, people.  *cries in shame* I used real chicken though.

OMG don't TELL THEM

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a prequel.  You

Try "Breaking Beaker"

So much the better! I hated the Oompa Loompas; those orange bastards scared the shit out of me when I was little.

*kicks your lawn gnome*

I know, I think the same thing every time I hear the song now. "I don't even like Kansas. I should go home and watch Supernatural though."

I'VE SEEN YOU AND YOUR FANCY MTV ON MY LAWN, WHIPPERSNAPPER DON'T DENY IT

SEE? That song TOTALLY MAKES the season finales!

While there were bits I liked, I really, really disliked Burton's as a whole, and I absolutely loathed the backstory.  There's no need to explain why Willy Wonka is Willy Wonka, for Christ's sake. I haven't really liked anything of Burton's in years though, and full disclosure,  Willy Wonka and the Chocolate has

Phil Hartman.

I can suspend a lot of disbelief, and I can accept a lot for the sake of argument in what is essentially a fantasy setting, buuuut…yeah, it just fell apart for me once they started trying to actually explain and quantify what was going on. But I feel like that about a lot of stories/plots - things are much, much