Huh, mostly I don't really care for Rachels, and Amys are, more often than not, total jerks, although sometimes they are in a null state. Erics are also problematic.

Oh shit you guys, someone brought that chocolate-on-saltines candy thing I am doomed DOOMED.

This is what I drink after I work out/get home from practice, but I do not really measure anything but the liquid:

"So be nice to your uncle, dear, and maybe that sizable inheritance will one day be yours!"

This is another thing that bores me about short hair;  you have to get it cut all the freakin' time or it looks like crap! Once my hair is all one length, I get a hair cut maybe once a year.

Oh my god. How can you be allergic to potatoes? I would DIE, DIE without poatoes.

I DO hate capers! I just pick the little bastards out.

Man, I love that movie. And "Me Ole Bamboo" beats the ever-loving shit outta the penguin dancing.

If you have insurance that will cover it, maybe try a licensed counselor instead of a pyschiatrist/psychologist. If I remember correctly, counselors can't prescribe medication, so they can't really just throw drugs at the problem.  I found them to be easier to talk to, but now that I think of it, both counselors I…

I never have any trouble with Firefox at home, but I have this same lagging issue at work, on IE9.

But you can export bookmarks, and then import them when you reinstall the new version of Firefox.

Ah, I see. I had already decided that high school was a fucking nightmare from which I couldn't wait to escape.

After tha article on Friday, I re-read The Secret Garden, and did a good job at convincing myself that I could totally be a gardener, I could! Fortunately I came to my senses.

"I'm just gonna step outside and run a mile real quick, boss."

I think it's stupid, but then, I never had a prom and from what I hear, wasn't missing anything.

I think you have a good head for bald, and @avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus is right that your eyes would work really well with bald. But it will probably take a little time for you to get used to it, both in terms of how it feels and how you think you look, because it's going to be super, super…

That's too much PDA.

I cannot stand having wet hair unless I am actually IN water. This haircut I have right now will usually dry completely in a couple of hours and yet I will still blow dry it 95% of the time.

I am anti-bangs across the board.

I am having chicken salad in a pita, made from chicken baked in a dijon/mayo/garlic/green onion with dill sauce, mixed up with plain yogurt and a Granny Smith apple chopped up into tiny bits. I like it with grapes, too, but damn, grapes are expensive around here this year!